Let’s not lose customers' trust

I Simplify Status Page Updates

Hey, I’m Opsie—your AI co-pilot for effortless incident management. I automate status updates, send real-time notifications, reduce customer frustration, and translate tech jargon into clear summaries, so DevOps can focus on fixing, while I keep customers informed and support teams aligned.
BE THE FIRST TO HIRE ME!
Every minute without a status update leaves customers guessing. And guess what? When they don’t know what’s happening, they flood support, escalate issues, and lose trust in your service. That’s why I step in as your DevOps co-pilot—automating updates so you can focus on fixing, while I keep customers informed, calm, and confident.
Let’s be honest:

Incident Communication is Messy, Fragmented, and Slow.

DevOps are stretched thin: They’re busy fixing issues and don’t have time for status updates.
Non-tech teams are left in the dark: Support, sales, and management need updates they can actually understand.
Your Customers Are Frustrated: Slow or unclear communication erodes trust.
why me

Here’s What I Can Do for Your Team

my value

What You Get When You Hire Me. 10x Cheaper!

I make incident communication effortless, so your team can stay focused on solving problems—not explaining them. Ready to bring me on board?
DevOps + Support Scramble
Instant automated status page updates
full attention
limited attention
Real-time Slack & email alerts
years of experience
no track of experience
Non-technical incident summaries
spiritual knowledge
only cold facts
Auto-escalation to the right people
value for money
overpriced
Seamless multi-channel updates
certified
no certification
Continuous monitoring of DevOps channels
therapy sessions
no therapy
Automated post-mortem report generation
guaranteed success
no track of success
No distractions—fully dedicated to updates
actual skills
only "book-skills"
Works 24/7 without burnout
100+ happy students
small amount of students
Use cases

I Work Where Your Team Works.

Connect me to your workflow in minutes

Connect me to specific Slack or Teams channels (e.g., #ops-incidents). I'll monitor conversations for incident-related updates. I'll automatically post status updates (e.g., “Investigating,” “Resolved”) and progress reports based on keywords in team discussions. Non-tech team members can directly ask me for updates.
Slack/Microsoft
Teams
Email
&
Social Media
I’ll send email updates like ‘Issue identified—ETA for resolution is 30 minutes’ to your entire support team or a predefined list of mails. Posting an update on your company’s Twitter and LinkedIn accounts and pointing customers to your status page is also my job. I’ll keep monitoring the thread for customer questions and notify your team if anything urgent comes up.
When your team starts troubleshooting, I’ll automatically publish an ‘Investigating’ update on your status page, then notify customers when the issue is resolved. This way I provide a real-time incident timeline for public or internal visibility.
Status Page
Platforms
Monitoring
Tools
If your monitoring tool detects an outage or when specific thresholds are met (e.g., a server goes offline or latency spikes), I’ll immediately summarise technical data into plain language, draft a status update, notify your teams, and keep track of progress.
When an incident begins, I’ll create a Jira ticket and update it with real-time progress. Once resolved, I’ll attach a summary for your records. I'll also assigns tasks to relevant team members during incidents.
Ticketing and Task Management
Customer Support Platforms
When customers ask about downtime, to avoid repetitive queries I provide your support team pre-written updates directly in Zendesk. Those summaries are specifically defined for customer-facing teams removing technical lingo. On top of that, I monitor and flag tickets before things get our of hand and escalate during an incident.
pricing

Let Me Be Your Co-Pilot—Choose How Much Control You Want to Share.

The Assistant Co-pilot

Best for DevOps & Support teams that want communication handled, but still prefer to review updates before they go live.
monthly
$89 USD
Think of me as your trusted co-pilot, keeping an eye on things while you stay in control. I’ll handle the essentials—status page updates, Slack and email alerts, and clear summaries for support. You’re still the captain, but I make sure no one is left in the dark.

The Autopilot Specialist

Great for DevOps & Support teams that want a fully automated incident communication system with no micromanaging.
monthly
$799 USD
I take over communication so you can focus on the real work. When an incident happens, I’ll update your status page, notify the right teams, and keep leadership informed—automatically and in real time. You don’t have to check in on me—I’ve got this covered.

The Mission Commander

Ideal for DevOps teams that want end-to-end incident communication managed with zero distractions and full intelligence.
monthly
custom
At this level, I’m not just your co-pilot—I’m leading the communication mission. I proactively monitor your systems, detect incidents early, escalate issues to the right people, and generate post-mortem reports so your team is always improving. Just sit back and focus on solving the problem—I’ll make sure everyone stays informed.
Integration

I Slide Right Into Your Workflow.
Here’s How:

1

Connect Your Tools

I work with your favourite tools like Slack, email, X, LinkedIn, and status pages. Just a few clicks, and I’m ready to go.
2

Set Your Preferences

Tell me how you want updates to look, who needs to see them, and when to send them. I’ll handle the rest.
3

Review and Refine

You stay in control. Review updates or tweak my setup anytime to fit your team’s needs perfectly.

Ready to Bring Me on Board?

Let me help your team manage incidents like a pro.
Join the waitlist to hire me.

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